I’m going to start you guys off with a quote today, signed the always excellent Konstantin Kovshenin:
Is it considered “cool” to copy/paste all my plugins into my theme’s functions.php file?
Now why would he write something like that? It is part of a paragraph (obviously) that makes fun of all these “paste this code into your theme’s functions.php file” tutorials out there. Sarcasm all around, and you all know how I love that shit. And irony, irony is also great fun. Ironing, not so much.