Best way to modify user profile screen

I would like to modify the backend standard WP user profile screen for my site. I will ONLY have subscriber roles as members so all I want them to be able to do is update their password, email, website, and other fields. Right now, when they click edit profile, they are seeing warning banners at the top (i.e. Google analytics is not active). Also, I would like to hide the dashboard menu, and also "Jetpack" which shows up.

Is there an easy way to do this or plugin you can recommend? I did not find anything in WPMUDEV list. I ran across http://wordpress.org/plugins/user-meta/ and also http://wordpress.org/plugins/adminimize/ however both of these appear to be way overkill for what I need?

Thanks,
-Dave