Landing page template - check for bugs?

Hey WPMUdev community,

Could you run this across your desktop really quick and let me know if anything explodes? Don't bother with less than IE9, I'm going to do a user agent redirect if someone hits the page with that level of bad.

I just need to test this against a wider variety of systems than I have access to in order to make sure it doesn't break when I ramp it into production as the front page on a WP theme.