Hello, again! It's me, the annoying turnip!
So in my zealous behavior I have cut off my nose to spite my face, and frankly am dependent on the WordPress platform. In my last support ticket I asked if there was a way to export all data to Magento, to which your team replied that all items are stored as "pages" or "posts" so you didn't feel that it would be impossible. I thank you for the data on that.
However, as I mentioned prior, my dependency on the WP platform is not shakable. So in an effort to pull together all of the remaining straws and save my company, I went to Google and found the support article here. Now while I followed it to the T and had no major problems with the uninstall/reinstall of MarketPress and to no avail was the tutorial not working. (dun dun dunnnnnnnn....)
So I ask the MarketPress overlords if there is a safe way to export all of my products, variables, etc. into a file that Woo can read, or is it time to get out the hot chocolate and coding fingers again?