/flicks a switch
/turns another knob
Nope, nothing has changed. What's this thing do? Am I the first one ever to get this designation without the foggiest idea what it does for me? I mean, sure, I have a foggy idea... in fact I'm hoping there's some sort of awesome FLYING NIGHTCLUB or something where we all get to hang out.
No? Bummer... at least I get a trophy by my name!